February 2012
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"Elementary"
ahandshakeinhell:
American Producers: Say, why don’t we make a terrible American remake of an excellent show? Let’s set it in New York, like a cop show! Let’s totally throw out all of the things that make the Sherlock Holmes novels and BBC Sherlock great but keep the name so we can make money!
Other American Producers: Yeah, that’s a great idea!
Me:
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Pretty sure I accidentally said “love you” at work today before hanging up the phone with a random customer. I guess there are worse things I could have said…
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“Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today!”
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Ghost Hunters is a laughable show… until you’re watching it alone at night and your dog is suddenly staring intently down the hallway.
Now I have to watch other crappy tv for a palette cleanser, so I dont go to bed thinking scary thoughts.
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Every time I have a turkey sandwich I think of...
“I’ll make a wish that can’t backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich…on rye bread…with lettuce and mustard, and…*and*…I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?
…Hey! Not bad. Nice, hot mustard. Good bread. The turkey’s a little dry…The turkey’s a little dry! Oh, foe and cursed thing! What demon from the...
ahandshakeinhell:
I need to go the fuck to sleep.